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Limerick Challenge! 

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Ivanka was our knight in armor
We expected her to do far more
But she stands up for daddy
Though he is a baddy
And wants her to be his par’mour

A fellow named Jared speaks little
Because he knows less than diddle
His responsibility
To perform with agility
Is to turn-coat and sing like a fiddle

Steve Bannon was once the acme
Of Breitbart, that Hitlerite hackney
It looks like naughtiness
And liberal haughtiness
If all our jokes concern his acne

Sarah Huckabee’s worse than a horror
When all the reporters implore’r
Trump’s high on peyote
But like Wile-E-Coyote
She can’t grasp what’s right before’r

Michael Flynn can’t but be inspiring
Because he was 45’s first firing
And unlike the Apprentice
Which benumbed like the dentist
These firings are real and not tiring

Michael Richard Pence...
...’s appeal doesn’t make any sense
He’s as fun as a post
And more crooked than most
And only says things that are dense



December 1, 2017

Good on you all! I love these comments so much I want to invite them over for a nightcap and see where the evening takes us…

Just For Fun

November 28, 2017

There was a young lady from Exeter,
And all the Republicans thru their sex at her,
Just to be rude,
She lay in the nude,
While donald, the liar, took pecks at her.

Just For Fun

November 28, 2017

A fake pres, let’s call him “donnie“
Said “I can feed the Amercans baloney”,
And when they complain,
I’ll cause them more pain,
By telling them lies,
And then to their surprise,
They’ll be paying me plenty of money!

Just For Fun

November 28, 2017

A pervert named Roy Moore ran for State Senator
‘Cause the people there loved child predators
Even Governor Kay Ivy
Said “I know he’s resl slimy
But we’re too sleazy to know any betterer”.

Just For Fun

November 28, 2017

A buffoon named trump got out ’a whack
For his countless nonsensical attacks
Called the Indians names,
Even Pocahontas refrains,
Now he’s paying the price for “no brains”.


November 28, 2017

There was a lying cheat from New York,
Found Americans who liked his bull pork
He was so full of lies,
Couldn’t close his corrupt eyes,
But still tweets to befuddle the dorks.

K. R.

November 8, 2017

There once was a man from Queens
Who liked to walk in on teens
They cried out in protest
But he owned the contest
So now he’s the President, it seems.


November 8, 2017

Donnie, you’re out of your element,
And it’s time to talk of the elephant,
You played into fears,
Because “lol liberal tears”,
And let Putin subvert the whole government.

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