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Posted by Gail Barth on


Because I fear that we shall never be able to get through to many Trump supporters and because we have a president with a criminally limited vocabulary, I thought I would deliver my concerns in language both Trump and his supporters can understand:

Oh look, Jane, look, there is Mr. Trump. See Mr. Trump run! See him win! We now have President Trump. See our great country get dirtier and dirtier in many ways. Look, Dick, look! See the president touch things he should not touch. Bad boy, Mr. President, stop being a …

Dick, see silly people who voted for the president get sick. See them not go to the doctor because they have no insurance. See them turn red when they know at last that his tax changes won’t help them but will only help the rich people like him. Look at these dummies frown because Mr. President is not working for them and never was. See other countries laughing at us. Oh, no, Dick, no! Is that a war over there? It is coming closer! Look at the people who can’t get into our country because they are not like us. We children are learning many things from Mr. President, like how it is okay to be mean to people who are darker than we are. And how it is okay to make fun of people who are sick or who have handicaps or who Mr. President thinks are not pretty. Golly, Dick, we even have a president who probably thinks it is okay to touch a woman’s…

Gee, Spot, look at the parks all over the country that may be in trouble. Oh, Spot, I hope the parks do not close. Where would Spot and Dick and Jane go to run and play? Oh, Spot, I am very sad that we all might not be able to breathe our air or drink our water soon because Mr. President is giving control of them to rich people with big companies. See, Spot…wait, can you see, Spot? Or is the air too full of bad things to let you see? I am afraid, Spot, that our country may go up in a…

Puff, look! Kitty, look! See Mr. Trump lie about everything. See Mr. Trump say that he is not bad to darker people, Puff. Oh look, Puff, look! See Mr. Trump say he did not do things that he did. Hear him say he did not say things that he said. Hear him say this again and again. See him be very jealous of Mr. Obama. Look at his jealousy making him undo things that Mr. Obama did just because he can. And even though he is turning good things into bad things, he just keeps doing it. See, Puff, see Mr. Trump say that he can do whatever he wants. See him even say it is okay to grab a woman’s…

Pussy Puff, even you know that it is not right, kitty. Mr. Trump said that it is okay to do things to women that they do not want him to do. And even though we all know that this isn’t right, he still keeps being a…

Dick, get your sisters Jane and baby Sally, and come in to supper. Put Spot and Puff in their houses for the night. Mommy and Daddy are Republicans and cannot admit they were wrong to vote for Mr. Trump. They will watch Fox news tonight so that they can sleep. See Fox news make them feel better about voting for Mr. Trump by making up stories. See it not matter to them that Jane and Sally will have no say over their own bodies. Or that Spot and Puff may not have open spaces and clean air to play in. Or that other countries do not respect our country any more. Or that, even though he has done many, many bad things, it is beginning to look like we may always have the...

Dick, oh Dick, there is just nothing more to say. Go to bed now and try to sleep. Dream of days when we do not have a president like Mr. Trump. Dream of an America that we can once more be proud of. Dream of a day when you are the only Dick in stories about immature children that keep making mistakes for years and years. At least you are the Dick who learns from his mistakes. If only the bigger Dick could learn from his. Goodnight, children.

 

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